Dirty Laundry (Don Henley song)

Dirty Laundry is a song performed in Rumours. It is performed by Jack Harmon, Dylan Armstrong, Ethan Pressman, Mitchell Mason and Jenn McGraw. It was originally performed by Don Henley on his album I Can't Stand Still.

Context
Jack and the others perform this song while coming up with their counterattack against the Muckracker.

Lyrics
Jack: ''I make my living off the Evening News; just give me something – something I can use. People love it when you lose, they love dirty laundry.''

Ethan: ''Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here – I just have to look good, I don’t have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear, give us dirty laundry.''

Jack and Ethan: 'Kick ‘em when they’re up! Kick ‘em when they’re down! Kick 'em when they’re up! Kick ‘em when they’re down!'

Jack, Ethan and Mitchell: 'Kick ‘em when they’re up! Kick ‘em when they’re down! Kick ‘em when they’re up! Kick ‘em all around!'

Mitchell: ''We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who comes on at five, she can tell you ‘bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye. It’s interesting when people die – Give us dirty laundry!''

Dylan: ''Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet? You know, the boys in the newsroom got a running bet – Get the widow on the set! We need dirty laundry!''

Jack: ''You don’t really need to find out what’s going on! You don’t really want to know just how far it’s gone! Just leave well enough alone, eat your dirty laundry!''

Jack, Dylan, Mitchell and Ethan: 'Kick ‘em when they’re up! Kick ‘em when they’re down! Kick ‘em when they’re up! Kick ‘em when they’re down!'

Jack, Dylan, Mitchell, Ethan and Jenn: 'Kick ‘em when they’re up! Kick ‘em when they’re down! Kick ‘em when they’re stiff! Kick ‘em all around!'

Jenn: Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies, we got our dirty little fingers in everybody’s pie – We love to cut you down to size, we love dirty laundry!

Jack: We can do “The Innuendo”, we can dance and sing, when it’s said and done, we haven’t told you a thing – We all know that Crap is King, give us dirty laundry!

Trivia

 * This is second Don Henley song Jack performs in an episode ostensibly about a Fleetwood Mac album.